Fifty Shades of Shit

It sucks. It fucking sucks. I skipped a bunch of shitty writing to the porny parts, and even the porny part sucks. If I were a seventeen year old, I’d probably eat this book up. But I’m not seventeen. I’m 26 and my sex life is much sexier and pornier than this piece of shit book.

How is it so successful?

OH yah. Because seventeen year old girls nowadays think reading any piece of shit book makes them smart.

I fucking hate Twilight.

This review expresses more accurately what I feel about these books.

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